GWAR - a band that I have worshiped for many many moons is coming to Las Vegas on Monday April 9th. I, for reasons beyond my comprehension, have never attended a GWAR show and I am about to correct that horrible injustice.
I just purchased two tickets for myself and a buddy and I'll be looking around for extra money to buy some sort of memory from the show.
I am also about to begin my campaign to be fed to the World Maggot live on stage, I've got minor hopes but I really don't expect to get that lucky.
This vile and disgusting beast has been eating GWAR fans for years and years and years. I hope that I'm lucky enough to be next.
It would also tickle me pink if I were able to feed crack, or a crack-baby to Gor-Gor but you can't have everything in life that you desire.
For those of you who don't know GWAR - here is an article about the band that was recently published.
It's going to be an awesome blood and semen soaked time - I can't F'n wait!!
You're taking Eric to see GWAR?
ReplyDeleteOf course. He is the only one I knew that loved GWAR and would enjoy the show.
Delete"It's going to be an awesome blood and semen soaked time"
ReplyDeleteI thought at first you were referring to one of the LV strip poker rooms ...
How often do you get blood involved in your strip poker?
DeleteIf I said I saw them in 88 or 89, would you believe me?
ReplyDeleteI had friends at VCU (all dropped out, go figure) and used to go down there to party on a regular basis. Around Halloween (I know it was then because I was wearing a diaper...), we went to see this "great" band near the Fan that the art majors were talking about.
Between the grain punch and the Black Label, I don't remember much, but the show was not as elaborate as they describe it now. Weird, but not over the top. I mostly remember distortion and not being able to understand the words lol.
I was never much into thrash, but I liked the girls :). And I like Captain Crunch.
Splitter
You saw them right about the time they came out. Their shows have gotten more elaborate since then from what I understand.
DeleteI would not have guessed You to go, but hot metal chicks are always enticing.
When you are there to party and the girls say, "Let's go to a concert!" you go. Doesn't much matter if you have ever heard of the band before.
DeleteI DO remember thinking they had to be some sort of devil worshipers lol.
Splitter
I am with you 100%
DeleteI have been tricked into many things because the girl says "lets......" and only one of my heads is thinking
OMG I love GWAR
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I have loved them from the moment I heard Scumdogs.
DeleteA drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer.
But you can call me the salamanizer.
I will say I'm very jealous....and envious....and.....
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to report on how much awesome the show packed!!!
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