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| It appears as though Josie has a Vagina as well, it just doesn't come out and play often :) |
While it may be Canada day, today is National Josie Admits She Is Wrong Day.
Also, when she states "you'll never see this again" it isn't true because he'll see it here and hopefully on everyone else's blog as well for at least this one day.
This is a national situation and should be treated as such.
This has potential to become the forst blogger post I have ever framed.
ReplyDeleteJosie may have a vag but her balls always get in the way ...
Reminds me of a Dr Dirty Song :)
DeleteThere was a line about Hillary Clinton that went "When she bends over in a mini-skirt her balls pop into view"
omfg - I do NOT have balls! But then again, neither do you two!
DeleteI've got balls - I just have no use for them other than decoration :)
DeleteI disagree about their use or lack thereof.
DeleteWell - to each their own.
DeleteMine have caused me lots of pain over the years - getting hit, kicked, flicked, sat on, knee'd, etc.
And then there is the ultimate STD, pregnancy :)
1) How does vagina fit into this discussion? It appears "You'll never see it again" refers to her admitting she is wrong. Or are you saying that what she is really saying is that Lightning will never see her vagina again?
Delete2) Josie, I've seen you play poker now, and you DO have balls. Big, clanging, steel ones.
3)You seemed to flip flop on the issue of whether or not grrouchie has balls in a matter of minutes. Just sayin'
Rob, I was under the assumption that there is always room for Vagina (in any conversation).
DeleteWell yes, that is certainly the Prudence position.
DeleteThere is a joke in there that I will not make at this moment!
DeletePoor poor Josie...
ReplyDeletemore like poor poor grrouchie
DeleteNow that I've made this public I have a slight fear for my life.
*shudder*
I think you're ok, Josie is all talk. But when you do meet her in the flesh again, I recommend the "Josie ass massage and prostate exam " Definitely not to be missed.
DeleteI appreciate it and being that Josie and I are busy texting away and planning our next (first) get together I'll be sure to add those to the "menu"
DeleteWas her's better than the one you got from the police during your much talked about hooker stalking encounter?
Much better. The one from the cops didn't include a happy ending.
DeleteWhich I'm grateful for, btw.
Yeah, I hear that local government is trying to include that into legislation though - but much like the AMP's they will only do that for a generous "tip"
DeleteRob,not everyone gets that reaction from me! just you! Sheesh!
DeleteOh wow. So I'm special, huh? Finally something to make me smile! Thanks.
DeleteThis is why I like you Josie
ReplyDeleteYou get a smile out of me even when I'm bitchy!
Next time you make it to town I will plan a special occasion just specifically for you to make up for the snubbing or whatever.
I'll even ask Grump if we can have some alone time :)
Ooo I hope Grump says yes! lol
ReplyDeleteUt oh -- Tony has more competition to wory about ... : o P
ReplyDeleteI could never be competition for Tony.
DeleteHe has better morals than I do.
He has a bigger bankroll than I do.
He knows how to treat a woman right.
He also is a better poker player and ultimately I think that's the one that will cause me to lose the battle ;-p
I'll probably have to ask him via tweet - that appears to do the trick!
ReplyDeleteForget about Grump. grrouchie.....you need to ask permission from Tony if you want any time with VJ.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't realize that this was a game of pass the VJ(ayJay) around.
ReplyDeleteTony had to ask permission from Grump, I thought I did as well being that he is the elder statesman of the Las Vegas poker community or something :)
I once heard him say something akin to "I control the Vj(ayjay) in this town"
Are you quoting Tony or Grump?
ReplyDeleteGrump controls the deuce-four.
Josie controls herself. Well, not really. It just seems that once he got back in town, she was "all Tony, all the time."
Including a private dinner with Tony that Lightning, Koala and I were BANNED from.
Dear Rob,
ReplyDeletePlease forgive this injustice.
I have just gone back and looked over Public Records only to find out that you, Rob, Might be the Godfather that I assumed Grump was.
With that in mind, Rob, would I be able to have an evening alone with Josie next time she is in town?
"@Robvegaspoker @PokerGrump great, but please arrange it so i can have a chance to spend time talking to josie without grump around." - Tony BigCharles
Yes, I remember that tweet! Tony got his wish, and so of course I will take all the credit.
ReplyDeleteBut the answer is NO. Josie brought you a gift from Boston but not me (unless you consider the prostate exam she gave me a "gift"). And like Grump, I took her for a ride in my car and resisted the temptation to take her out to the middle of the desert and leave her there.
So she will have to bribe me in order for me to give my blessing to a special, private meeting with you.