So, Josie says what she wants she gets.
And in her post she talked about wanting this with Waffles and myself -
Rob is supposed to be in there somewhere but until I get a real picture this will have to do.
a smack is just the beginning of foreplay I'm pretty sure she'll print this out and keep it in her wallet to compare to the real pic that you'll be taking later this year Rob!
I think there is reason to believe that Josie performed "footsie" on Rob in Vegas. Josie was twice in Rob's car. Would anyone turn down "road footsie" ?
No, no, no, Woody....first of all, Josie was only in my car ONCE, not twice. Second, we didn't play any kind of footsie, not ever.
And most importantly, I can assure you that nothing, I repeat, NOTHING anywhere close to what is depicted in that graphic happened during my last trip to Vegas.
I just realized, you and Stump are supposedly getting together tomorrow nite for a fight and poker. I suspect that after a few drinks, you'll be sharing a rental girl in just this fashion.
Stump, if you read this can we PLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEEE do this? If we both win big tonight we can totally afford it. Tony can point out the girls on freemont that will kiss on the lips to :)
Sorry Josie, I can't come along with that version of your fantasy because I happen to be allergic to Dick. I mean, I have a hard time even handling a big turd.
Also, I'm not into anal so this is another issue.
So, Josie, no giving up your role in this awesomeness!!!
You know Rob, this is an injustice that I will fix tomorrow after the heavy petting zoo but before drinking, fighting, poker and sharing a WHORE with stump
I am dying to see Josie's reaction to this one.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I belong? Well, no where, actually.
HOWEVER, based on recent experience, I would assume that all three participants would be BEGGING me to take a picture of this.
grrouchie--I think when she sees this Josie will get on the first plane to Vegas just to smack you--if not worse.
a smack is just the beginning of foreplay
DeleteI'm pretty sure she'll print this out and keep it in her wallet to compare to the real pic that you'll be taking later this year Rob!
Yeah, that's what you think, huh?
DeleteI've got the text messages to prove it :)
DeleteRob is in the closet peeping.
DeleteHmmm ... got the feeling she might not see quite the humor in it lol
ReplyDeleteAs long as Waffles sees the humor in it I'm happy with life.
DeleteI'm sometimes hit or miss but I just got to go with it anyways
I think there is reason to believe that Josie performed "footsie" on Rob in Vegas. Josie was twice in Rob's car. Would anyone turn down "road footsie" ?
ReplyDeleteI know there is not a chance that Rob would have turned down road footsie
DeleteNo, no, no, Woody....first of all, Josie was only in my car ONCE, not twice. Second, we didn't play any kind of footsie, not ever.
DeleteAnd most importantly, I can assure you that nothing, I repeat, NOTHING anywhere close to what is depicted in that graphic happened during my last trip to Vegas.
Rob, just as a correction because this IS Sin City....
DeleteNothing from that graphic happened (to you) during your last trip to Vegas.....
I don't want people to think that the town is tame
Hmmm.....it sounds like you probably know what the "working girls" charge for this. No wonder you have no money to play poker.
DeleteI'm a lonely desperate guy Rob - I've got lots of pricing :)
DeleteI just realized, you and Stump are supposedly getting together tomorrow nite for a fight and poker. I suspect that after a few drinks, you'll be sharing a rental girl in just this fashion.
DeleteStump, if you read this can we PLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEEE do this?
DeleteIf we both win big tonight we can totally afford it.
Tony can point out the girls on freemont that will kiss on the lips to :)
Oooo Stump!!! He was cute! Now if he was in the cartoon....
DeleteNext time we win big (like there was a first time, heh) we're heading to Sheri's Ranch. Or not. We'll just order one up here.
DeleteSorry Josie, I can't come along with that version of your fantasy because I happen to be allergic to Dick.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I have a hard time even handling a big turd.
Also, I'm not into anal so this is another issue.
So, Josie, no giving up your role in this awesomeness!!!
Every time you call me a WHORE I get a big smile on my face :)
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work
Josie, you failed to point out the worse thing about this post....grrouchie didn't even link to you! (or me either, for that matter).
ReplyDeleteDefinitely....WHORE!!!!
You know Rob, this is an injustice that I will fix tomorrow after the heavy petting zoo but before drinking, fighting, poker and sharing a WHORE with stump
ReplyDeleteMy hand breaks out in a rash when I jerk off, that's how allergic I am.
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a rash! But not on your hand.
ReplyDeleteRob you're right. Plus you're a gentleman (a tot guy but a gentleman) unlike some people!
ReplyDeleteGeez, Josie, watch those typos, please...I'm NOT a "tot" guy. Unless you mean "tater tots"! Yikes.
DeleteTit guy, please. I'll cop to that. I'll also cop a feel to that. But tot guy? No, no, no.
You're my kind of girl.
ReplyDeleteI'm the eternal 3rd wheel. So you get me anyway.
ReplyDeleteHere Grouchie.. I will show you how to REALLY get Josie mad.
ReplyDelete"This is what Josie wants" - What, to be a skinny chick? BLAHAHA! Just kidding baby. (see Grouchie).
Woohoo! I have a fan! You can come hang anytime you want baby!
ReplyDeletesee XD
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