My Favorite Things

Three times in the past couple of weeks I have heard or seen (written) someone start with the first couple of lines of this old and classic song.
The problem is that I do not actually know the lyrics and yes, I do realize that I can webcrawl to find out what they are.
However, this is not a solution that I want to take.  I, instead, constantly sing the John "Dr Dirty" Valby version of the song instead and it is his lyrics that have stuck with me since high school.

Blow Jobs and Hand Jobs and Eating Clitoris
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris.
Brown pubic cunt hairs and toilet bowl rings.
These are a few of my favorite things.....

Having my balls tied up with a lasso
hamburger helper being pounded up my asshole
eating out princesses and jerking off kings
these are a few of my favorite things...


Ok, now that we got the offensive stuff out of the way, lets get into a few of the grrouch's favorite things.

TeeFury
Chive
ASP
Hatefarm
The Frumps
Stephen Lynch

Stephen Wright