Friday, September 14, 2012

6 Years Old


Today, my boy is 6 years old.

Since the time I have moved to Vegas he has been the only constant in my life.  I got him in November 2006 when he was 2 months old.  Flown in from a Breeder of Silky's somewhere in the mid west or mid east or whatever the hell it is I got him from.
I've been through two different relationships in that period of time.  I've moved 7 times (soon to be 8) in those 6 years.  I've had 2 unbelievably close friends leave town, one move back into town and have lived with 5 different people over the course of these past 6 years.
However, the one constant is this little adorable long haired pillow fucking love of my life.

People come and go, places change but through it all the love of this puppy has remained.

Truth be told I cannot imagine my life without him.  He's there for me when I'm having a bad day. He's always happy to see me.  He doesn't care if I come home late smelling like cheep beer and cheaper women. He always greets me with excitement and puppy kisses.


Even when he got dressed in an ugly fucking sweater that he hated he forgave the offense.

So Monster, my buddy my pal.  My furry four legged child.  Thanks for being there through the good times and the bad.  Thanks for not running away when you were left home alone all day and the door was left ajar. Thanks for humping that stupid pillow in front of every guest who passes through our lives so they can laugh as you lick yourself senseless until you pass out with your puppy penis in your mouth (things just got weird huh?).

Here's to 6 more years!

30 comments:

  1. LOVE that photo with the Steelers girls!!! Oh yeah, Happy 6th Monster...

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  2. There ain't nothing like a dog, and there ain't no dog like a terrier. Here's to six more, plus another six.

    -Chuck

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    1. Unless I have outside interference (ie: Vagina) I'm not sure I'll ever own another non terrier dog.

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    2. I hear you. My ex-wife was a cat person. That should have been enough of a red flag right there. No worries, though - the current gf has had terriers her whole life. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper.

      And Gary's right about that damn sweater. I'm embarrassed for the dog and for you. The only thing my boy ever wore was a Steeler's bandana on game days : )

      -Chuck

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    3. Chuck - I'm happy that I've got so many Random Steelers fans following my blog...

      You and Coach are really smart people!

      Not like those Bawstonions :)

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  3. I love how you throw in jabs at moi!

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  4. Gary, I like your stance and passion on this subject

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  5. Happy birthday to a real cutie! Six years fly by real fast.

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    1. Time flies like the wind
      Fruit flies like bananas

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  6. Just as an FYI - not relating to this comment - but this was less than 4 hours after "i'm giving my phone up for 24 hours"

    :-p

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  7. Every time you referenced your dog Monster in my head I pictured a big dog like a labrador retriever. That dog is pretty stinking cute though.

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  8. We had our first fight and it was about this very thing. How am I to check in on Foursquare, look at Facebook, take photos, navigate, and text without my phone?!

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  9. Tell him to stop being such a sensitive nincompoop.
    Phones are a vital part of a young persons life now a days.
    You can't just disconnect from social media - it's a way of life anymore.

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