A story with pictures (not a good one)

 I was hungry so I called home and asked the little lady to have some dinner ready for me by the time I got home

 At work I recently found out that I am, indeed, just another NPC in the RPG of life.  I don't do anything cool, I'm just there to serve a purpose for all of the other assholes who actually do things that are cool and experience life.
This existence sucks just as bad as I thought it would when I was young and making fun of it.

 

When I got home I said fuck the bacon - How about a blow job?  She agree'd

Right before climax the dog jumped on the bed and licked my anus.
How can I train the dog to continue this?