Dear grrouchie,
A recent analysis of loan file documentation revealed there was an error in the amount you were charged in connection with the use of an automated underwriting scoring service when your loan originated on April 15, 2011. In order to correct this error we are reducing your principal balance by $1.63, the amount that was charged in error, along with interest accrued since the time of your loan closing.
Please accept our apology for this error...
Sincerely,
Mortgage Service Center
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This happened to me: I withdrew the full cash balance from a money market account. Two months later, they sent me a check for $.02, the amount they have underpaid me. Hey, I'm worth two cents.
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