The whole reason I am bored is because I've got this deep down craving to go play some poker. Oh, I want to stack some out of town fish and drink a few beers and come home a couple hundred dollars richer.
The wife is sleeping in the other room because she slept for shit last night and I'm about to flip a coin to figure out if I'm going to wake her up to let her know I'm going to play poker or if I'll just fire up a video game and do that for the rest of the night.
My first week of Sports Betting went horribly awry when the Saints, Patriots and Bears all decided that they were allergic to winning. One or a combination of those teams cost me on every parlay card that I had out there.
Tomorrow I am planning on going over to one of the Stations and putting in a Parlay card and hitting up Alienate for their "Pick every game right and win $150,000" thing.
Right now my sports betting (in a casino) is at negative $20. However, that will all change this weekend as I will pick better AND win at least one of my parlay cards.
Tomorrow is a busy day though.
Gotta hit up the DMV so that I can renew my drivers license.
Gotta baby doc appointment - this is the 20 week one complete with another Ultrasound which will depict my spawn showing off his wiener for the world.
There is Soccer Practice at night which I have wormed my way out of by telling my love that I absolutely have to watch the Steelers Game because I'll die if I don't.
I'll probably have to watch said game at a casino somewhere which will involve poker. I could watch it at a bar but then I'd be forced to drink heavily and might require a ride home.
I should get a hold of the ford dealership and get my car in to have a tire looked at, it appears to be allergic to air recently.
i gave u the 3 team parlay last week,sir WTF!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou gave it to me too late :)
DeleteI had already invested the max amount that I was willing to.
If you'd like to throw another up there BEFORE I make my picks then feel free lol
ok ishould have my picks by fri or sat bcuz injuries/domestic violence/etc/etc
DeleteDamn, I'm pretty sure I remembered hearing before that you and Mrs. grrouchie were expecting, and I'm pretty sure I forgot to congratulate you for that. So congrats. Very exciting news
ReplyDeleteI love the coin. Does the Bikini Watcher's Club have it's own poker room? Bikini Clad dealers? Where is this magical place?
Don't congratulate me too early - she could very well be carrying the spawn of Satan who is on a quest to eradicate all poker and hooker watching from Vegas.
DeleteBut thanks anyways.
I wish I knew where that magical place was, I'd probably never have gotten married as I would never leave.
I assumed that she WAS carrying the spawn of Satan--and that you were the father? Aren't those the same things?
DeleteYes rob. Just didn't realize that you recognized me that way
DeletePretty sure that Tony sees you that way after that hand where he put his hands in the pot.
DeleteWell, that's what he gets for putting hus money in bad. He needed the other guy in there to make his call more worthwhile if he had any ability to put me on a hand
DeleteParlay cards are like playing golf -- it looks easy but certainly is not.
ReplyDeleteOne wrong stroke and your in the sand
Deletei thought grouchie wanted to play poker with me? i wake up about midnite every nite, play til 8am or so but never see him at the V.
ReplyDeletetonight ill be playing much earlier and will be at the nugget where i have fri and sat nites free.
grrouchie has a family, a job and a life to consider before playing any type of poker.
DeleteMidnight to 8am is normal sleeping hours.
LOL
Deleteok brother here is ANGER GAMES parlay. fins-1,pats -3,and falcon +5.5. also my LOOSE ML PARLAY is lions +114,cards-138,cowboys+160,and falcon+205 ENJOY!!!!!!!! plz next post include yoga pants ty
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